Reviews
Game and hardware reviews. Honest scores. No half-points. No 7s for everything.
First review drops June 2026 ✠
The review philosophy
No half-scores.
A game is a 6, a 7, an 8 — never a 7.5. Half-scores are how reviewers avoid commitment.
No automatic 7s.
If a game is mediocre, it's a 5. Most games are not 7s. Calling them 7s flatters publishers and lies to readers.
Reviewed on real hardware.
Every review states the platform we played on, the hours we played, and what we sacrificed in our backlog to play it.
Pros and cons are real.
If we list a flaw, it cost the score. If we don't list it, it didn't.